Texmex aka drunk bastard

It's a night like many others the group of trools sit around the campfire looking into the flames and listening to the crickets.
When suddenly a loud BURP sounds in the night the Trools looks around and see nothing when a panda stumbles out from behind bush. The group can clearly see he had a couple to many and start laughing.
The very very drunk panda takes another sip from his bamboo flask and stares at them with his confused eyes and says "Geehh it's smells like tofu droppings here". Trools are mortal enemys to tofus and do not appreciate the comment and pull out thier weapons. The moon light hits the pandas eyes they glow red in a alcoholic rage and the panda layes waste to the trools on such violent behavior. A singel trool survives the slaughter the panda looks at him and says "is that wabbit you are *Burp* cooking there" the trool looks at him with clear fear in his eyes and nods. "SCRAMBLE AND NEVER COME BACK" the panda screams. After the trool ran like a tofu in heat the panda sits down by the camp fire and eats the (nicely prepared) wabbit and falls asleep in a drunken haze after finishing his meal.

This is the story of Texmex one who does not care for trools or tofu droppings, but loves a nicely prepared wabbit.

nice introo..!

What were you drinkin?

A brew made localy in pandawa mainly made of bamboo and shrooms

Sometimes i wish i was a panda

sometimes i wish you were a panda

Just.... This.